Saturday, December 31, 2011

Tortilla Faces!

Several To Help You Ring In The New Year!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Concerned Sidewalk Face

Probably concerned from being walked on all the time.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Smile in the Snow

Robert Frost wrote about this...

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

Flakes on a FInger

Flakes of what? That's for YOU to decide...

Friday, December 9, 2011

Earthquake Map Smile!

At least someone's smiling from it.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Wistful Carrot Remnants

Wistful because they just saw the new Twilight movie.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Hot Rod!

Shocked at its' own awesomeness!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Ape Face in Bread

Once you see it, you'll never un-see it

Friday, November 25, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Jabba The Pancake

The sausage looks like Salacious Crumb, too!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Muffin Triclops

It can see into your soul.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Face in an ultrasound of testes

Making it's way around the interwebs, but fits my motif here.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Angry Soup

Frustrated noodles are the tastiest.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween

An R2D2 pumpkin... with a Mayan glyph face cleverly embedded!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Plate of Smile!

When I washed it, the plate frowned

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Face on a chip

Turned to a frown once I took a bite.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

A shock of Grease remnants

It's amazing how many of these occur in my kitchen

Monday, October 3, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

An eye patch dinner

My dinner's so badass, it wears a fork for an eyepatch.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Waiter, there's a face in my lunch

And a hipster face, no less, as determined by that meat goatee

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Plaything Smile

One would imagine it's designed that way to make kids smile.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

This Wasn't Done Purpsefully

It happened when I put my finger in my pocket with an open pen. Seriously.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Cheesesteak Grease Smile

Incomplete smile, but overpriced sandwich, so it evens out

Friday, September 2, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Screws in a bathroom stall

Yes, I wrote that headline to confuse Google searchers on the hunt for specific porn

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Jalapeno Face

Serious about its spiciness

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A Surprise in the Road

And a badass silhouette next to it.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Old Man Cookie Face

He tells you to get off his lawn, and is delicious.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dust Face

Happy to be contribute to allergen-free living!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Bagel Face!

With a snaggle tooth!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #3

I call this one "Alien Phil Specter wearing a wig"

Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #1

Special Series. This is my bathroom floor. Staring at it during moments of bathroom time, I've noticed several faces within it.

So here's the overview.

And here's a horse.

More to come!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Onion Eyes

They're watching you! They see your ev-ry-move!

Thursday, July 28, 2011


Again, this is how they fell. No placement required.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Rock Face

Never play poker around this guy

Monday, July 18, 2011

Wine Frown

Sad because it's merlot

Monday, July 11, 2011

Tortilla Smile

Happiness is knowing you'll become a fajita.