Bespectacled Sidewalk

He knows the score.

Cilantro Bushy Beard

If you squint, you could convince yourself it's Jeff Bridges

Baby Hamper Faces.

Indifferent to the diapers they will hold. 

Mint Julep Face

Mark Twain might be proud. If he knew what a blog was. 

It's Some Sort Of Waffle Face

Make of it what you will. 

Rock Dirt Face

It's not excrement. I swear. 

House Hunters Face

Happy the annoying couple did not choose it,