Can't describe this

But it's there.

Grizzled Potato Chip Face

Grizzled like Eastwood

Ghostly Utility Face

Kinda looks like Skeletor...

Inexplicable face on a piece of lettuce.

Just daring you to take a bite.

Ramen Remnants

They shed a seaweed tear.

Shocked Salad Bowl

Shocked. Confused. Angry. Or D, All of the above?

Happy Breakfast

Well, amused, at least.