Open Floor Plan Face

You just know there are granite counter tops in there.

Apple Core Ape Face

Maybe "Ape Face" is too harsh. But I'm not changing it.

Carrot Face

Its' eyesight is impeccable.

Scab Face

The kind of infectious that's good to spread?

Banana And Turkey Face

The cornerstone of any nutritious meal.

Another Sandwich Face? Yes. Another Sandwich Face.

Deliciously Good

Syrup Face

AH, internet!

Scab Face

Let's see the new generation of rappers worship THIS!

Carrot Face

Not the hit prop comic. Yet...

Screaming Trees

Not the grunge band, sadly, just this terrifying thing. (via the internet)

Some Faces Can't Handle Talking About Feminine Hygiene

Like, ewww   #always 

Corn Bread Face

Like some bizarre low-rent Sid and Marty Croft show.

Sweet Potato Smile

Although, it kinda also looks like the leader from Invaders From Mars

Jesus On A Bottle Cap

My own... Personal.... Jesus.... From a... bottle of...  Modelo.

Garbage Trump

Gettin' political all up in here.