Drops On Some Pants Face

It's not pee, I swear!

Peanut Butter Face

Regardless of what the label says, this guy's ALWAYS smooth.

Blue Plate Special Face

Psst... you got a little something on the side of your mouth. No, the other side...

Tiniest of Sidewalk Faces

Just poppin' up to say 'allo!

Potato Face

Not Carey Mulligan.

Angry Pepper Face

One could claim it to be a Red Hot Chili Pepper... but they'd be wrong

Soup's On, A Face That

This ain't a condensed soup face, either!

Knit Burger Face

Technically not quite what I do here, but I couldn't resist this