Cookin' Onions

Sounds like another Booker T and the MGs song

Clean Shave (Cream) Face

Plus a bonus face from the sink itself! 2 for the price of 1!

"#1 Ugliest Animal" Blobfish Face

If he turned that frown upside down, he might be only second on that list.

Yet Another Face In A Fruit Bowl

The nickel increases the value

Happy Healthy Vegetable Face

Rich in cruciferous vitamins!

Cutting Board Face, Pt Who Knows?

So many cutting boards, so many untold horrors this face can express.

Rockin' Rounds Timeline Face

In honor of my newly acquired office at work.

Container Remnant Face

I'm sure it was tasty