Sassy Orange Face

For all you scurvy bastards

Face On The Couch

Tough to see, but I swear it's there

Brunch Beverage Face

A delightfully refreshing smile

Fancy Sidewalk Lady

With a curly line hairdo

Weird Water Face

With a wet 5-o-clock shadow

Difficult to Discern

But it's there.

Cantaloupe Face (Flip Fantasia)

Biddy biddy bop!

Lid Condensation Smile

Happy 'cuz something smells goooooooood!