Winking Grilled Onion Face

Booker T would be proud.

Chicken Tikka Ma-Face-a

Hilarious and delicious

Heater Face

Surprised at how high the heating bill was this month!

Pizza Face 3!

Not the insulting, 80's nerd kinda pizza face, either!

There's A Face In My Shoe!

Better than a snake in your boot!

Triumphant Stick!

We are the champions! (Courtesy of somewhere on the internet)

My Baby's Face

She DOES have a face! And a damn cute one, too!

Happy Pierogie Dinner!

With Mrs. T's, who wouldn't be happy?!?!?

Guava Jam Lid

Jammin' on the one!

Hey Cilantro Cutting Board Head...

Why the long face?

Real Life Ent Face

THey're making a 4 hour movie about his walk to the fridge. Courtesy of TheChive

Mossy Beard Building Face

In honor of Movember? Courtesy of The Chive

Time is Money Face

That's actually my work schedule AND my day rate!

(Flower) Pothead

Waitin for the good munchies to grow.

Faucet Face

With a drain goatee.

A Smile In Dust

One more reason to feel bad for dusting. 

Cara de Naranjas

Es bueno.

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Another face begins

Alley Box Face

Content with his lot in life.

Face In A Pork Loin

Like some twisted gross Muppet in time for Halloween

A Tiny Face In A Large Container

Swimming in a sea of soy sauce...

Abstract Sidewalk Face

Picasso on his best day couldn't dream of this!

Cookie Monster Sea Sponge Face

Brought to you by the letter "O"

As If Spiders Weren't Terrifying Enough...

Coming or going, you're gonna get the jibblies from this guy.

Cookin' Onions

Sounds like another Booker T and the MGs song

Clean Shave (Cream) Face

Plus a bonus face from the sink itself! 2 for the price of 1!

"#1 Ugliest Animal" Blobfish Face

If he turned that frown upside down, he might be only second on that list.

Yet Another Face In A Fruit Bowl

The nickel increases the value

Happy Healthy Vegetable Face

Rich in cruciferous vitamins!

Cutting Board Face, Pt Who Knows?

So many cutting boards, so many untold horrors this face can express.

Rockin' Rounds Timeline Face

In honor of my newly acquired office at work.

Container Remnant Face

I'm sure it was tasty

Sassy Orange Face

For all you scurvy bastards

Face On The Couch

Tough to see, but I swear it's there

Brunch Beverage Face

A delightfully refreshing smile

Fancy Sidewalk Lady

With a curly line hairdo

Weird Water Face

With a wet 5-o-clock shadow

Difficult to Discern

But it's there.

Cantaloupe Face (Flip Fantasia)

Biddy biddy bop!

Lid Condensation Smile

Happy 'cuz something smells goooooooood!

Multiple Mint On Melon Faces

I liked the concerned one in the middle, but there are no favorites as everyone's a winner.

Oxygen Mask Face (On a CD insert)

If your smile doesn't inflate, don't panic.

Bespectacled Sidewalk

He knows the score.

Cilantro Bushy Beard

If you squint, you could convince yourself it's Jeff Bridges

Baby Hamper Faces.

Indifferent to the diapers they will hold. 

Mint Julep Face

Mark Twain might be proud. If he knew what a blog was. 

It's Some Sort Of Waffle Face

Make of it what you will. 

Rock Dirt Face

It's not excrement. I swear. 

House Hunters Face

Happy the annoying couple did not choose it,

One Green Eye

David Lopan would not approve