Hot Pepper Lips!

Damn Sassy!

Farfalle Face

Full of beefy goodness!

Face on the Microwave

Five more uses, and the radiation will make it look like the guy from Robocop.

Face on a Grape

There's a good "wine/whine" joke here I'm just not coming up with.

Who Doesn't Love Laundry Day?

Not this guy!

Grilled Onion Eyes

When they cut themselves, they cry too.

Face on the Stove.

Several, actually, which is surreal and happy all at the same time.

A Biscuit Face

All warm and buttery