Tea Stain Face

With a giant Madonna-like mole...

Close Set Sweet Potato Eyes

With a glazed mustache

Muffin Top

Just try eating another muffin now...

Can't describe this

But it's there.

Grizzled Potato Chip Face

Grizzled like Eastwood

Ghostly Utility Face

Kinda looks like Skeletor...

Inexplicable face on a piece of lettuce.

Just daring you to take a bite.

Ramen Remnants

They shed a seaweed tear.