An eye patch dinner

My dinner's so badass, it wears a fork for an eyepatch.

Waiter, there's a face in my lunch

And a hipster face, no less, as determined by that meat goatee

Danile Plainview Sideways Swirl Breaad

A mustache always adds sophistication

Plaything Smile

One would imagine it's designed that way to make kids smile.

This Wasn't Done Purpsefully

It happened when I put my finger in my pocket with an open pen. Seriously.

Strawberry Juice on the Cutting Board

Happy that it didn't become a smoothie

Cheesesteak Grease Smile

Incomplete smile, but overpriced sandwich, so it evens out

Water on a Tin Can

Fantastic