Screws in a bathroom stall

Yes, I wrote that headline to confuse Google searchers on the hunt for specific porn

Jalapeno Face

Serious about its spiciness

A Surprise in the Road

And a badass silhouette next to it.

Old Man Cookie Face

He tells you to get off his lawn, and is delicious.

Dust Face

Happy to be contribute to allergen-free living!

Bagel Face!

With a snaggle tooth!

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #3

I call this one "Alien Phil Specter wearing a wig"

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #2

Shock and surprise

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #1

Special Series. This is my bathroom floor. Staring at it during moments of bathroom time, I've noticed several faces within it.

So here's the overview.

And here's a horse.

More to come!