Tortilla Faces!

Several To Help You Ring In The New Year!

Concerned Sidewalk Face

Probably concerned from being walked on all the time.

Smile in the Snow

Robert Frost wrote about this...

Presentation is key...

....to happiness

Another in a Series of Smiles Found on the Sidewalk

They're EVERYWHERE!

Flakes on a FInger

Flakes of what? That's for YOU to decide...

Earthquake Map Smile!

At least someone's smiling from it.

Wistful Carrot Remnants

Wistful because they just saw the new Twilight movie.

Hot Rod!

Shocked at its' own awesomeness!

Ape Face in Bread

Once you see it, you'll never un-see it

Another Fruit Bowl of Happiness

Just can't resist these

Not Entirely Sure What This Is

But it's sad

Jabba The Pancake

The sausage looks like Salacious Crumb, too!

Muffin Triclops

It can see into your soul.

Frightened Ice Cream

Frighteningly delicious!

Face in an ultrasound of testes

Making it's way around the interwebs, but fits my motif here.

Angry Soup

Frustrated noodles are the tastiest.

Happy Halloween

An R2D2 pumpkin... with a Mayan glyph face cleverly embedded!

Sandwich with Chip Eyes

And a lettuce tongue!

Fun with googly eyes.

Terrified of desk organizers

Plate of Smile!

When I washed it, the plate frowned

Just a silly sandwich

Face on a chip

Turned to a frown once I took a bite.

Oven Mitt Happiness

Kinda looks like Mr. Bill

A shock of Grease remnants

It's amazing how many of these occur in my kitchen

Paper Towel Smiley

Very excitable garbage

An eye patch dinner

My dinner's so badass, it wears a fork for an eyepatch.

Waiter, there's a face in my lunch

And a hipster face, no less, as determined by that meat goatee

Danile Plainview Sideways Swirl Breaad

A mustache always adds sophistication

Plaything Smile

One would imagine it's designed that way to make kids smile.

This Wasn't Done Purpsefully

It happened when I put my finger in my pocket with an open pen. Seriously.

Strawberry Juice on the Cutting Board

Happy that it didn't become a smoothie

Cheesesteak Grease Smile

Incomplete smile, but overpriced sandwich, so it evens out

Water on a Tin Can

Fantastic

Screws in a bathroom stall

Yes, I wrote that headline to confuse Google searchers on the hunt for specific porn

Jalapeno Face

Serious about its spiciness

A Surprise in the Road

And a badass silhouette next to it.

Old Man Cookie Face

He tells you to get off his lawn, and is delicious.

Dust Face

Happy to be contribute to allergen-free living!

Bagel Face!

With a snaggle tooth!

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #3

I call this one "Alien Phil Specter wearing a wig"

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #2

Shock and surprise

The Faces In My Bathroom Floor Laminate #1

Special Series. This is my bathroom floor. Staring at it during moments of bathroom time, I've noticed several faces within it.

So here's the overview.

And here's a horse.

More to come!

Onion Eyes

They're watching you! They see your ev-ry-move!

Crumbs

Again, this is how they fell. No placement required.

Rock Face

Never play poker around this guy

Surprised oil stain

Wine Frown

Sad because it's merlot

Tortilla Smile

Happiness is knowing you'll become a fajita.